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she's the freak of my desire, and when she dance, she sets the world on fire - that girl's the freak of the week and when she dance, she gives me happy feet

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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myfloralmind:

MY IGGY AZALEA DISS… Like I.G.G. BYYEEE

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